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A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation

A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation

A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local game warden, who arrived minutes later. In one hand he held a shotgun, and in the other the leash of a fierce Doberman pinscher. As they walked to the tree, the warden [...]

January 23rd, 2011 | Posted in Fun, Jokes | Read More »

In this life I’m a woman.

In this life I’m a woman.

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When [...]

January 23rd, 2011 | Posted in Fun, Jokes | Read More »

“What time does the library open?”

“What time does the library open?”

“What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked. “Nine A.M.” came the reply. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?” “Not until nine A.M.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. “No, not till nine A.M.!” the [...]

January 23rd, 2011 | Posted in Fun, Jokes | Read More »

I sleep better at night

I sleep better at night

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What [...]

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